Santa Banta at phone call

Banta call to Santa:- Hello, kaun bolda..?
Santa replied:- Main bolda.
. Banta:- Kamaal ho geya yar, edhar vi Main hi bolda...

Aptitude test

Ur Aptitude Test:
"Chaar Zero Ek saath" Likh k dikhayo?

0000 Aise?
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Galat
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Dekh nalaayk aise likha jayega.. 4017...

Reporter after bomb blast

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pocha jab bomb gira... ''Kia wo phat gya tha?''
Zakhmi Gussay se: ''Nahi.! Wo raing kar mere pas aaya aur pyar se bola

''THAA"

Kid

Baccha mom se pitne k bad ghar k bahar baitha tha..
Dad ne poocha kya hua?
Bacche ne masumiat se kaha-PAPA tumhari biwi k sath mera guzara nahi ho sakta..!!

Sardar in Titanic

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne pnjabi se pucha:- Dharti kitni dur hai?
Punjabi:- 2kms.
Gore ne smndr me jump laga k pucha :- Kis taraf?


Punjabi:- Niche NU.

world without girls

World agar bina GIRLS.k ho to kya hoga?
Galiya sunsan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha Insaan NA jaanu Najaan

Hr taraf bas JAI HANUMAN,jai HANUMAN.

Murga Murgi Love

MURGA-i love you.
MURGI-Ha Ha Ha.
MURGA- Main tere layi kucch v kar sakta hu.
MURGI- Really ?
MURGA-Haanji haanji sacchi.
MURGI- Chal fir anda de ke dikha.

T20 Exams

Introducing T20 format in exams
>Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 30
>Intrduce breaks after each 15 mins
>Give free hit marks for unexpected questions
>1st 30 mins power play no suprvisor in the class
>Cheer girls in evry class.. They'll dance after every end of page....:-)

Santa at Petrol Pump

SANTAa at Petrol Pmp-Bai 1 Rs ka Petrol daal de
Salesman Rplied-Bai itna dlva k kaha Jana h
Santa-jana kaha h? hm to aise hi Paise udaate hain.

Star Plus

Good News! Ab Aap is SMS k jariye Apne Mobile SET Per STAR PLUS
bilkul free dekh saktay hain.
Woh bhi 24 Hours.
Neeche Dekhiye.

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Bania & Parrot

Bania asking his parrot-ganga ram,Churi khani ae?
Parrot-teri maa ne salya Pehlan mirchan khwa khwa ke bavaseer karati hun tu churi khawa ke sugar karani ae!

MAUT KA SAAMAN

Vidai Ke Samay DULHE Ka Mob. Baja,
DULHAN Ne Thapad Maar Diya..?
Ringtone Thi- DIL ME CHUPAKE PYAR KA ARMAAN LE CHALE, HUM AAJ APNI MAUT KA SAAMAN LE CHALE.

specially order pe

Aasmaan se TAPKAAE gaye ho.. Ya uppar se LUDKAYE gaye ho... Kaha milte hain aap jaise.... AAP to specially order de ke banvay gaye ho.